Premium anti-quote wooden sign beech - personalized wooden sign with bite

The wooden sign that doesn't tell motivational lies - and carries your text

You don't like cheesy motivational quotes hanging on your wall, but rather in your wastebasket at most? Then this sign is exactly your style. Whether it's "Life is an exciting roller coaster – you're still in line" or your own sarcastic phrase – we'll engrave whatever you want.

High-quality handcraft

Crafted from fine solid beech wood, finely sanded and finished with a satin finish using exclusive linseed oil varnish – so your sarcasm also shines with a premium look.

For every room - and every punchline

• On the desk – as a silent comment on deadlines
• In the living room – to directly classify visitors
• As a gift – for friends who don’t shy away from black humor

How it works

⬫ Tell me your desired text (quote, name, poem, logo, signature).
⬫ Select the desired font.
⬫ After purchase, you will receive a digital draft within 24 hours.
⬫ You have 24 hours to make changes – after that, production begins

Your text, your color

You can choose your quote freely—short, long, ironic, or deadly serious. We offer various fonts to ensure your statement fits perfectly into the environment. For a selection of anti-quotes, see below.

Details
⬫ Material: Beech wood, semi-gloss sealed with natural linseed oil varnish
⬫ Dimensions:
⬫ Standard - 14 x 9 cm
⬫ Large - 22 x 12 cm
⬫ XL - 26 × 16 cm
⬫ Personalizable with up to 7 lines of 25 characters each
⬫ Includes small wooden stand
⬫ Selection of different fonts (see images)
⬫ High-quality laser engraving – durable & detailed
⬫ Selection of quotes at the end

This personalized wooden sign is a high-quality, unique piece – a stylish gift for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, or as motivation at work.

Notes :
Wood is a purely natural product. Small imperfections and natural characteristics are therefore a sign of quality, not a flaw.
This product is personalized according to your individual wishes and therefore excluded from exchange or cancellation
Shipping within 1-3 business days

Anti-quotes:

German

* Dream big… and then just lie down.
* Life is an exciting roller coaster – you're still in line
* Mondays are like Fridays, only with less joy and more reality.
* Success is for others, you better rest.
* Do a good deed every day? How about not stressing for once?
* Take heart! The day will be worse than you think.
* Giving up always sounds so negative… I call it taking an indefinite break.
* Welcome to the here and now. Where nothing great happens.
* Everything is getting better? No, but expectations are falling.
* Why waste energy when you can just chill?
* If it doesn't work today, it won't work tomorrow either.
* The best ideas only come when you've already given up.
* Why conquer the world when the sofa is comfortable enough?
* New day, new lows – let’s make the worst of it.
* If everything goes wrong, be happy: you didn't even try.

English:
* "Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions." - Marion G. Harmon
* “Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.”
* “Idiocy – never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
* "If life doesn't break you today, don't worry. It will try again tomorrow."
* “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” -Albert Einstein
* “If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments”
* "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But something like that was yesterday, and look how that turned out."
* “Just because you are unique doesn’t mean you are useful.”
* "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead
* “Multitasking – the art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.”
* “When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.”
* “Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.”
* “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you're finished.”
* “The reward for good work is more work”. – Francesca Elisia
* “There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
* "Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming some things or some shit. I don't know. Fuck off."
* “Life hack: you can't do anything wrong if you don't do anything at all.”
* “Get lost in nature and you will quite possibly die.”
* “Carpe Nothing.”
* “The only thing all of your failures have in common is you.”
* “Every day is a new chance for you to screw up again.”
* "Never give up."
* “Failure is always an option.”
* “This too shall pass and come back worse.”
* “Can stop, will stop.”
* “Why stand out when you’re born to blend in?”

Delivery within Germany:

All small products can be ordered by mail, free of shipping costs, at checkout.

Delivery via DHL within Germany is free of charge for orders over €50.00 (standard delivery 2-4 working days). For orders under €50.00, we charge a flat rate of €5.99 for large orders.

The price for express shipping varies depending on the product weight. These costs will be displayed separately during the ordering process and are to be borne by you.

Delivery to other EU countries (standard shipping):

For orders over 75€, delivery to EU countries is free of charge,

For orders <75€, we charge the following shipping costs: 9,99€

Delivery to Switzerland and the United Kingdom (standard shipping):

For orders over 75€, delivery to Switzerland and the United Kingdom is free of charge

For orders <75€, we charge the following shipping costs: 9,99€

International/Worldwide Delivery (Standard Shipping):

For orders over 75€, delivery is free of charge internationally/worldwide.

For orders <75€, we charge the following shipping costs: 19,99€

Delivery

Delivery will be made to the delivery address you provide. You should verify the delivery and billing addresses during the ordering process. You should also ensure that the person present at the specified delivery address is authorized to accept the delivery.

Delivery is via Deutsche Post and DHL. Unless otherwise stated in the product description, all items offered must first be produced or personalized. Production times are also stated in the product description.

Important note: For some items, shipping costs may differ from the prices listed above due to their size or packaging dimensions. In such cases, the exact shipping costs will be displayed in the shopping cart before completing your order.